More of the song lyrics that I — sometimes choose to — mis-hear.
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___ “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion)” by John Parr
What I hear:
I can see those feathers fly
But the singer actually says:
I can see those banners fly
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___ “Catch Me, I’m Falling” by Pretty Poison
What I hear:
river rats run; I’m yours, you are mine
But the singer actually says:
living as one; I’m yours, you are mine
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___ “Black Horse and The Cherry Tree” by KT Tunstall
What I hear:
stopped in there for a BLT
But the singer actually says:
stopped it dead for a beat or two
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___ “Little Goodbyes” by SHeDAISY
What I hear:
made my mom a tomato sandwich
But the singer actually says:
made my mind up and made a sandwich
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___ “Raspberry Beret” by Prince
What I hear:
something about the clowns in her midst
But I thought it was really:
something about the clouds in her mist
However, the singer actually says:
something about the clouds and her mixed
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___ “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice
What I hear:
ice ice, baby, tick-le tick-le
But the singer actually says:
ice ice, baby, to go, to go
And then I add:
“Ice to go?” What, like in fast-food cup or something?
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___ “Your Body Is A Wonderland” by John Mayer
What I hear:
I lose my head
But the singer actually says:
I’ll use my hands
And then I…
…continue to sing it my way. It’s much less creepy. 😛
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___ “Middle Of The Road” by The Pretenders
What I hear:
I’m standing in the middle of night with my pants behind me
But the singer actually says:
I’m standing in the middle of life with my plans behind me
… but I still laugh about those pants. Every time! XD
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