fanfiction plot bunnies

Posted: January 14, 2012 in etcetera, FYI

I was looking for inspiration for some fan fiction plots for shows that are action-adventure-y with maybe a mystery to solve. I searched through the episode descriptions of some old TV shows, and I collected quite a few ideas, so I thought I’d share them, sorted by source. (Needless to say, any of the details can be changed to fit your fandom’s situation: if he’s not a detective, it wouldn’t be a case that gets him into the given plot but maybe his work, or a friend/neighbor…)

1a. The Silent Partner – To avoid being arrested for fraud, a country western singer frames his chauffeur for the murder of his ghost writer.

1b. The Meek Shall Inherit Rhonda – Milton Bach is a computer hacker who ripped off the bank and ran. His wife, Rhonda, and friend Jerry stole the money and went to Mexico. He wants her back.

1c. Olympic Quest – [Hero]‘s sister inadvertently tapes a kidnapping at the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo. [Hero] comes to her assistance when she is threatened by two thugs who want the tape.

1d. The San Francisco Caper – A bored teen-aged girl stows away in [Hero]‘s truck while he is searching for a diamond thief

1e. Dead Bounty – [Hero] has to leave his prisoner in the care of the local sheriff and finds that, during the night, his prisoner has been severely beaten and is in a coma. The sheriff accuses [Hero] of brutality and [Hero] becomes a fugitive.

1f. Terror U. – [Hero] hides in a frat house from hit men, after he picks up his latest case, who was turning state’s evidence in a money laundering case.

2a. The Dog Who Knew Too Much – [Hero(es)] are stalked by dangerous industrial spies after they are entrusted with a dog that happens to be carrying a valuable biogenetic formula.

2b. Death Set – [Hero(es)] are caught up in a tangled scheme when a wealthy playboy attempts to take over the family fortune using his brother’s wife as his unknowing pawn.

2c. Night Horrors – The [Hero(es)] are invited to a unique, off-beat party — a treasure hunt at a haunted house. When another guest is murdered, [Hero(es)] race against time to find the murderer before someone else becomes victim.

2d. Cop Out – An article written by [Hero] leads a prostitute to ask for her help and the [Hero(es)] go under cover to bait a killer who is murdering prostitutes.

2e. Slow Boat to Murder – Chief accountant of [Hero’s Company] is set up to take a murder wrap after an evening on the town. In an attempt to clear him, the [Hero(es)] retrace his steps (and act as singles) which leads them to discover a gambling ring using the Nightlife as a cover.

2f. Murder is a Drag – At the opera, [Hero] is mistaken for a hitman and is given an envelope containing $100,000 for the job. When the messenger is murdered, [Hero] poses as the hitman in an attempt to save the victim’s life.

2g. The Shooting – [Hero] takes on a glamorous modeling assignment, not knowing that the camera is rigged with an explosive device, as [Someone Else] races to stop the deadly scheme concocted by a vengeful man from her past.

2h. Hearts Held Hostage – [Hero] fears for [Someone Else]‘s life when ruthless jewel thieves take him hostage during a robbery while he’s on a business trip in Paris.

2i. You Made Me Kill Me – A deranged woman who works for Hart Industries has an obsession for [Someone or Hero]. She sees [Hero’s love interest or co-worker] as a threat to her fantasies of love and finds it essential to eliminate her.

2j. This Lady is Murder – [Hero] is mistaken for her look-alike, Dominique, and is kidnapped by ruthless killers. With the help of an unscrupulous columnist, the police, and the real Dominique, [Someone Else] devises his plan to save [Hero].

2k. Double Jeopardy – [Hero] returns from a case to find that [place] is being used by a film team to shoot a new movie, and his being roped into being a stuntman soon turns into a new case when a prop gun fires real bullets, leaving the star hanging on for his life.

2l. Ghost Writer – [Hero] is hired by an attractive “ghost writer” who is writing a biography of eccentric millionaire Harold Farber whom she has never met in person, communicating only via phone when all her notes on Farber are stolen, in an attempt to stop the book ever being written.

3a. On Face Value – [Hero] is left guilt-ridden after he returns gunfire during a high-speed chase, only for it cause another car to crash and severely injure the young woman driving it.

3b. Ms. Jones – A reluctant [Hero] is hired by Ms. Jones—the clerk at the Hall of Records who often aggravates him with excessive red tape—to help her find her husband, Ray, an expert computer programmer who has disappeared after completing work on a valuable new artificial intelligence formula.

3c. Murder101 – At the urging of the students in the private investigation class that [Hero] is teaching at a local college, he takes on the investigation into the disappearance of a student’s fiancé as the class’ field work.

3d. Kapu – Injured while helping rescue a young girl who witnessed a murder, [Hero] wakes up on a remote island with only a hazy memory of what transpired.

3e. The Black Orchid – [Hero] is hired to participate in a rich woman’s theatrical fantasy game, but things become complicated when her disapproving husband gets involved and the game turns deadly.

4a. The Javelin Catcher – While investigating a gang shootout, [Hero] discovers that the weapon used for the job is the Army’s recently disappeared man-portable, anti-tank system: The Javelin.

4b. Lady Killer – [Someone Connected to Hero] is accused of killing a high-class call girl. Only [Hero] can help him find out who framed him for murder.

4c. Live Shot – While drinking with a young biker couple, [Hero]‘s drink is spiked with LSD at the same time Geraldo Rivera comes to interview him and Joe.

4d. Blackout – [Hero], on the verge of closing a case, narrowly avoids getting killed in an explosion, losing a week’s worth of memory as a result. With Joe’s help, he has to retrace his steps, resolve the case, and deal with the various personal snafus resulting from his memory loss.

4e. Boomtown – A sleep-deprived [Hero] must track down an ingenious bomber targeting a corporation he feels has wronged him.

4f. Kill Switch – A juror becomes a vigilante avenging murder victims.

4g. TITLE- [Someone or Hero] finds an apartment, only to be mistaken for the previous renter who has stolen money from drug dealers.

4h. Blood Bots – [Hero] goes up against a gang of ruthless techno-geeks who are designing robots to perform robberies.

4i. Something Borrowed – [Hero]‘s former lover forges his name on a marriage license and claims to be married to him in order to protect herself from a thug out to kill her.

Sources:
1. THE FALL GUY
2. HART TO HART
3. MAGNUM PI
4. NASH BRIDGES

In the song “Something Happened On The Way To Heaven” by Phil Collins, there’s a line that says:

“I don’t know; I don’t have all the answers.”

I heard the song not too long ago, and I’ve thought of that line several times recently when I’ve been tempted to fret over something that’s out of my control. I find just thinking of those words freeing; I feel like the singer is saying he’s not holding himself to that impossible standard of understanding everything that’s going on in his life. At the same time, the way Phil sings that line – in my mind anyway – it sounds optimistic, as if he’s responding to someone who’s trying to bring him down (you know, like those fretting voices in your head) by admitting his shortcoming, but not being held back by it.

Great job, Phil!

favorite A-Team scenes

Posted: December 22, 2011 in favorite-scenes, quotes, Television

Two of my favorite A-Team quotes/scenes from the episode Bounty:

1) Murdock is abducted at gunpoint from the hospital. As the kidnappers are driving away, Murdock rambles on – in typical Murdock fashion – but his nonsensical chatter makes one of the kidnappers furious. He finally snaps at Murdock, “Are you crazy?!” Murdock replies, quite logically, “Of COURSE I’m crazy. You got me out of the Psychiatric Ward at the VA hospital, stupid!” :D

2) The others are racing against the clock to find Murdock, and Hannibal wants Face to scam some info they need in less than five minutes. Face agrees, but he says that he’ll need BA’s help. BA scoffs that he’s “no good at running scams.” Face replies that he’ll do all the work; “All you do is enter on cue and say what I tell you… It’s just like being an actor.”

At this Face looks at Hannibal, who turns to look back at Face. Their wordless exchange is a clever instance of how, while the show doesn’t break the fourth wall, they sure are pushing on it! (Plus, the scene makes me wonder whether they’re making a dig at someone on the cast or crew…)

review: Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Although I didn’t like the second movie and I hated the third one, I (finally) saw the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean hoping only to not hate it. Well, I’m glad to report that I actually liked this movie: it’s now my second favorite of the series. My thoughts about it, in random order…

* According to articles I’d read while movie #4 was in the works, the goal was to make the film more like the first one, and I’d say that was accomplished. In a twist on the revenge plot, Barbossa sought revenge on Blackbeard for his lost limb. In another twist, Angelica was the one with a hidden agenda, tricking people into participating in her plan.

* One reviewer said that he was disappointed that there wasn’t even a name-drop of Will Turner and Elizabeth, and at first I agreed, but on second thought, I think it was right to leave them out. This is a new story.

* I loved that Angelica was a strong character, and by no means a damsel. She could hold her own in a fight whether of swords or wits, and she definitely had a mind of her own. But we also got a glimpse of her tender side in her (sadly unrequited) devotion to the father she never knew. I even liked that she got to be the “enigmatic” one with a hidden agenda; when she first told Jack that the ritual required a victim, I was sure that she’d brought him along to play that part.

* Having said that, I thought Angelica’s attempts at not getting left on the island were pretty pathetic. (Although, it did set the stage for his comeback, “I don’t think I’ve ever been *that* drunk,” at her claim she was pregnant with his child: one of the best lines of the series.) He seems to have a keen intuition when it comes to reading people, and her in particular. I don’t think anything she could’ve said would’ve made him change his mind, and I’m a little disappointed that she didn’t see that, and instead, carried on so desperately.

* Her anger raises an interesting question: was Jack wrong to trick Blackbeard into drinking from the deadly cup? Angelica wanted her father to live, and she was willing to sacrifice herself to make that happen. Despite that, I think Jack did the right thing: as he said, he merely helped Blackbeard do what any father should do: save his child.

* I do think that Jack had feelings for Angelica: he even admitted as much to Gibbs. I also think that such feelings scared him. However, I like that he wasn’t mushy with her; that wouldn’t have fit his character.

* Probably my favorite exchange was when one of Blackbeard’s crew was speaking ominously about the mermaids, explaining how they drag a man to the bottom of the sea, have their way with him, and then eat the flesh from his bones. Trying to contribute to the sinister scene being described, another of the crew pipes up, “Or sometimes the other way around!” XD

* One of my favorite scenes was when Jack said that he was the one on watch, to try to spare the one who really was. This really shows a lot about Jack’s character. Some might argue that he knew Blackbeard wouldn’t have killed him because he needed Jack to take him to the fountain. I’m not so sure. This was right after BB said he had to kill someone, or people forget who he is. Jack didn’t hesitate in answering, as if he was trying to force BB to make an example of him.

* It also showed Jack’s character how he lost interest in the fountain when he learned that the highly-hyped ritual required the life of a victim.

* Loved the development of the relationship between Syrena and Philip. I thought it was unexpected, and it was nicely understated: small in comparison to everything that was going on, but monumental in its own right. They are two kindred spirits, finding each other while unwitting participants in someone else’s pursuits. (I loved how Phillip knew her name: I can picture them talking, whispering as he carried her along, him offering words of comfort.)

* Giving Syrena legs on land was a great way to save money on a computer-generated fishtail. More than that it painted a visual picture of how this one that Blackbeard deemed “monster” could pass as human. Certainly, Syrena showed more humanity than the selfish Blackbeard.

* I liked that when it appeared that the mermaids were going to flee into the net trap, they still had other tricks up their sleeves… so to speak.

* Really? Blackbeard ZOMBIE-FIED his taskmasters?? :cough: lame! :cough:

A “webmaster tip” is if you don’t have time (or HTML skillz) to set up a fan website, collect your data onto a message board or forum.

Lately I’ve noticed that there are some extremely well-organized message boards that could compete nicely with just about any fan website in terms of content offered. Based on that, some ideas for starting a fan forum include:

* If it’s a TV show, have an Episodes section with one thread for each of the episodes. You could start the thread with an episode summary, and then direct viewers to add relevant quotes or comments in the appropriate thread. (Note that if you don’t feel like writing episode descriptions of all episodes, start with just those for your favorites eps. Especially if it’s a hard-to-find series: I bet someone would love to read it, and something is better than nothing!)

* Don’t forget a “general” section to catch those topics that don’t fit in a specific episode.

* As the forum grows you can add sections for character info, fanfiction, fanart, etc. – anything that a “normal” website would have.

* A board can be an especially effective form of getting online if there’s not a lot of info on the ‘Net for your topic. Plus, the more visitors your forum gets, the more people you have to help you add content such as reviews, quotes, trivia, etc.

* One down side of having a forum, though, is that some people will avoid it simply because they’ve seen too many message boards with only opinions to offer. But if you’ve got good content, and you can stick with it until your board starts showing up in searches, there’s a good chance that people *will* find you – and keep coming back!

And not just for forums, but some general webmaster tips:

* Remember that it’ll take quite a bit of work to compile a good selection of content and organize it. Adding a little bit at a time is fine, but if you undertake the project, please stick with it! The ‘Net already has far too many unfinished and neglected projects.

* PLEASE don’t have light text on a dark page for any thing that requires a lot of reading. Your visitors’ eyes will thank you.

website updates

Posted: September 3, 2011 in siteupdates
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I’ve been very busy lately with website projects, and I’m glad to announce that I’ve actually accomplished some things:

* updated my BtVS/Angel quotes site with a new layout:
Laugh Lines, Love Lines

* updated my 9/11 memorial page with a new layout and new content:
Remember

* contributed to a small transcript archive:
The Mad Archiver

How to Ruin a Movie Sequel

For those Hollywood people who are considering an attempt to cash in on a previously well-received movie (or TV show, book, etc.), I offer the following suggestions. IF you want to completely ruin your production, that is!

* Take an interesting concept from the first movie, and then run it into the ground with overexposure. (Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions)

* Undo something really good that happened in the first movie. (Miss Congeniality 2)

* Remake the first movie rather than building on it. (Beverly Hills Cop 2)

* Or, change everything so that it’s nothing like the first. (Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3)

* Continue the story when you really should’ve stopped with the first one. (multiple offenders, including Grease 2, Speed 2, Men in Black 2, Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey)

* And in your rush to produce the sequel – and strike while the brand’s iron is still hot – settle for a weak storyline. (again, multiple offenders, including Ocean’s Twelve, Legally Blonde 2)

On the other hand, I found this post that considers what makes a good sequel – and I quite agree!
http://faerye.net/post/what-makes-a-good-sequel

In one Golden Girls episode, Blanche had gone back to school, and she was worried about taking a big exam.  She stayed after class one day and was asking her professor for help.  The professor basically told her that if she didn’t sleep with him, he would fail her.  Later, when she told the girls about the incident she said angrily, “I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘I’ll think it over’!” 

In the Hogan Family episode “The Big Sleep,” Aunt Sandy had agreed to help David out as the subject in a sleep-deprivation experiment he was doing for school. After being awake for, like, three days, the experiment was over, and Sandy was exhausted and – understandably – unable to focus. As I recall, David declared her, “A vegetable.” However, before she could go to sleep, she was reminded that she was due at a TV studio to speak about her duties as a school counselor. Though dead tired, she agrees to go to honor her commitment to do the show, and needless to say, her exhaustion leads to a thoroughly embarrassing display. Later, her family says that they have taped her appearance, and they ask when she would like to watch it. “Some day when I’m in a really good mood,” she replies. “And I want to get out of it.”

In the Hogan Family (a.k.a. Valerie) episode “One of the Boys,” Valerie shows up at wrestling practice to explain that her son did not have her permission to join the team. She goes to the first man and begins to explain about the forged consent form, but the man replies that he’s “just the strategy coach” and sends her over to the weight training coach. So she goes to the next man and starts to explain, but the guy cuts her off with a curt “Can’t help you.” She tries again to explain, but the man insists that she needs to see the Head Coach. Getting a little peeved by the runaround, Valerie asks, “Can you please point him out to me, or must I see the Finger Coach?”

In one Hogan Family (a.k.a. Valerie) episode, David borrows his father’s expensive new sports car without permission and, of course, wrecks it. Valerie is the first to arrive at the hospital, where David has only a few minor scrapes. However, when Valerie learns which car David had been driving, she can hardly believe it. She turns to the doctor and demands, “Did you X-ray his head?” The doctor says that they did and found no trace of a concussion. Valerie retorts, “Did you find any trace of a BRAIN?”

writers’ tools: plot generators

Posted: March 12, 2011 in etcetera

You writers (and wannabe writers) know what it’s like: you’re itching to write a story – maybe you have a certain scene in mind – but you lack an overall plot. Happily, there are many on-line resources to help free you from that writer’s block:

This one introduces characters, a setting, and an ending for the piece. {Plus, the site offers many other generators.}
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=storygen

Simple Plot and Random Story Generator: with a brief outline suggesting characters and plot development
http://www.school-for-champions.com/fiction/random_story.cfm

“All stories boil down to just 36 dramatic situations and takeoffs of those situations.”
http://www.sff.net/people/julia.west/CALLIHOO/ideagen2.htm

Short Story Starter
http://www.gotpoetry.com/Sections/op=viewarticle/artid=39.html

The Fiction Generator presents characters, setting, and a plot, plus a title for the work.
http://fictiongen.boxofjunk.ws/

Regency Romance Plot Generator. (Jane Austen would’ve loved it. ;)
http://www.ugoi.net/nonsense/plot.html

Plot Twist Generator: offers one plot line at a time; use as many as you need.
http://nine.frenchboys.net/plottwist.php

“Rescuing Your Plot” presents a list of storylines
http://www.nanofimo.org/files/d100-plot1.pdf

Links to More Plot Generators
http://www.fiction-writers-mentor.com/random-plot-generator.html

And that’s not even all of the generators that are available: there are more specific ones for scifi, romance, etc.


If you’re stuck for names for your characters, there are multiple sites that can offer suggestions on that as well.

Character Name Generator
http://www.languageisavirus.com/characternamegenerator.html

“English or European” Character Name Generator
http://www.jimwegryn.com/Names/FictionNames.htm

Character Name Generator (Other offerings at GeneratorLand.com include generators for personal bio and blog post ideas.)
http://www.generatorland.com/glgenerator.aspx?id=44


What’s that? You’re still not inspired? Well, as I wrote above, there are tons of generators out there. Just give it a Google.

Happy writing!

new wallpapers

Posted: February 27, 2011 in etcetera

Putting my latest obsession to good use, I made myself a new wallpaper of a young(er) Bono, using some screencaps from my favorite of the many “One” videos that are available at YouTube/Vevo.

I’m also sharing the desktop that I’ve used on my home computer since September 2008: it’s of Buck Cross from the TV show, “The Young Riders.” (Note: though this one’s sized at 1024×768, it looked great on my computer’s 1280×800 resolution.)

Both papers are available at this page: http://www.neloo.com/chezanne/fanart/

If you would like a different size of one of them, let me know, and I’ll see what I can do.